Today's quotes [1.16.12]
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"Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax"
"Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter"
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize
how close they were to success when they gave up.
- Thomas Edison
Love is a many-splendored thing. Until you have to explain
to 300 million people why your splendor "by-product" is
causing a tax hike to cover the new Presidential Emergency
Dry-Cleaning Fund. Then it's just a pain in the ass.
- Alisa Meadows
It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out.
They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their
heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Edison Supervisor of News Information, responding to a
charge by a Nuclear Regulatory Commission inspector that two Dresden Nuclear Plant
operators were sleeping on the job.
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