Today's quotes [1.15.12]
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"I guess you could say that Linux is an international treasure."
"Wow, just like Shirley Temple! I wonder how the penguin would look
in pink taffeta."
-- Rex Ballard, Jordan K. Hubbard in
comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc among others
If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many
A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money.
- Everett Dirksen
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
* What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the
unfit, to do the unnecessary. -- Richard Harkness,
The New York Times, 1960
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