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* If everything is going well, you don't know what the hell is Going
       on.


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* There are three kinds of people -- those who can count and those
       who can't.


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* My homework is like a juicy steak -- rarely done.


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* There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.


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* Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.


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