Today's quotes [1.13.12]
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* If everything is going well, you don't know what the hell is Going
* There are three kinds of people -- those who can count and those
* My homework is like a juicy steak -- rarely done.
* There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
* Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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