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   My wife claims her car is so old,
   that the fenders aren't dented -- they're wrinkled ! 


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"20% of all road accidents in Sweden involve a moose."
                        -- Unknown


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ON POETIC LOVE
   When you're swimming' in the creek
   And an eel bites your cheek
   That's a moray!
   -- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers


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ON HUMILITY
   To err is human, to moo bovine.


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"Which is better, Freebsd, or Linux?"
"FreeBSD because it has a cooler md5:
 fd861d80cc9153edc2d68a3d67980385 is much better than
 1b61f2a016f7478478fcb13130fcec7b."

-- Daniel Swan, Marc Slemko, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc


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