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* Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.


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* When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten
       year married man looks happy, we wonder why.


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'A women's work is never done by men'

Graffito


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'A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance and to turn round
three times before lying down',

Robert Benchley


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ON EXCUSES
   I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. -- Joe Walsh


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