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Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a night 
club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the 
floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms.Walton 
was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying 
the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

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The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil 
spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most 
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid 
cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a 
killer whale ate them both.

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A 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses
when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord.  Mr.Truman 
apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when 
he was trying to steal his neighbor's hub caps.

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This guy was playing a game of texas holdem poker and had already lost 300 dollars when suddenly he looked down, and just next to the table he sees a little green leprechaun.
"Jus quit playing poker right now and I will give you a million dollars worth in a pot full of gold said the little green gentlemen.
The player replied, sure "just Let me get even first."


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