Today's quotes [9.9.11]
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A shout to alert people ahead that a loose ski is coming down the
hill. Another warning skiers should be familiar with is 'Avalanche!'
(which tells everyone that a hill is coming down the hill)."
-- The Skiers' Dictionary
"My parents didn't want to move to Florida,
but they turned sixty, and that's the law."
- Jerry Seinfeld
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
in the country.
-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
Max Frisch - "Technology is a way of organizing the universe
so that man doesn't have to experience it."
"That's the only standard thing about the standards; that it's standard
for one standard not to work with any other standard, although one
standard on a second machine even though they may be similar, they are
not the same, however different standards on other machines although
different may comply to the same standard. Although the confusion is
fairly standard. (Just recompile your mind with -traditional, and
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