Today's quotes [9.8.11]
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"It took some users a while to come to grips with the intuitive way Windows
-- Graeme Wong See,
Reality is only just a word.
- Harry Chapin
"The crux... is that the vast majority of the
mass of the universe seems to be missing."
- William J. Broad
"I can fit the whole thing in my mouth, but I can't blow it while it's in
-- Sarah O'Brien, in reference to her pitch pipe
* It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an
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