Today's quotes [9.7.11]
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"I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs."
Everything else causes cancer in rats."
It's not like you have any really important secrets.
Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women,
sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex
is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can
be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are
like fire. They're very excited, but the conditions have
to be exactly right for it to occur.
- Jerry Seinfeld
"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man
I keep his house."
--- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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