Today's quotes [9.6.11]
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"All true wisdom is found on T-shirts."
-- Anon. (Bomb Threat anyone? =))
"When will my raise be effective?"
"The same time you are."
-- Wally, Catbert (from Dilbert)
"I've even seen adverts for an Australian beer called 'Castlemaine F*ck'. At
least, I assume that's what it's called - the hoarding adverts say things like
'Australians wouldn't give a XXXX for anything else' and so on. I wonder how
anyone brings themselves to order such a thing. ;-)"
-- Jo Walton, in rec.arts.sf.written (found in
* It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it is
how he found out.
Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.
- Lazarus Long
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