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"All true wisdom is found on T-shirts."

-- Anon. (Bomb Threat anyone? =))


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"When will my raise be effective?"
"The same time you are."
                        -- Wally, Catbert (from Dilbert)


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"I've even seen adverts for an Australian beer called 'Castlemaine F*ck'. At
 least, I assume that's what it's called - the hoarding adverts say things like
 'Australians wouldn't give a XXXX for anything else' and so on. I wonder how
 anyone brings themselves to order such a thing. ;-)"
                        -- Jo Walton, in rec.arts.sf.written (found in
                                alt.humor.best-of-usenet)


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* It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it is
       how he found out.


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Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.

    - Lazarus Long

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