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"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'. " 
    - Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back') 


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Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.

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Nothing is politically right that is
morally wrong.

                   --Daniel O'Connell

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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

    - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 

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Imagine if there were no hypothetical situations...

- John Mendosa

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