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"An author once told me I must find my muse before I could write. When I
finally found her, she was wearing a rubber helmet, a latex catsuit, a very
tight corset, an armbinder, and ballet-toe boots with seven inch heels. I
suspect I am not meant to be a writer."
A baby is something you carry inside of you for 9 months, In your arms for
three years, And in your heart till the day you die.
-- Monica Mason --
Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was
standing on the shoulders of giants."
- Isaac Newton
"If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants
were standing on my shoulders."
- Hal Abelson
"In computer science, we stand on each other's feet."
- Brian Reid
Glyme's formula for success:
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that,
you've got it made.
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