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"An author once told me I must find my muse before I could write.  When I
 finally found her, she was wearing a rubber helmet, a latex catsuit, a very
 tight corset, an armbinder, and ballet-toe boots with seven inch heels.  I
 suspect I am not meant to be a writer."
                        -- Unknown


1. 




A baby is something you carry inside of you for 9 months, In your arms for 
three years, And in your heart till the day you die.

                     -- Monica Mason -- 

2. 




Clothes make the man.

Naked people have little or no influence on society. 

3. 




"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was
standing on the shoulders of giants." 

     - Isaac Newton 

"If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants
were standing on my shoulders." 

     - Hal Abelson 


"In computer science, we stand on each other's feet." 

     - Brian Reid 

4. 




Glyme's formula for success:
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that,
you've got it made.

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