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Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you
       think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? (1)
       Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. (2) Advising the President.
       (3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. -- David
       Letterman


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"It's from Casablanca. I've been waiting all my life to use that line."

     - Woody Allen, from Play It Again, Sam 

3. 




The simple step of a courageous individual is not to
take part in the falsehood. One word of truth outweighs
the world. 

    - Alexander Solzhenitsyn 

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"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." --
       Fran Lebowitz


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