Today's quotes [9.28.11]
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to
appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones
If anything can go wrong, it will.
"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
- Baroness Edith Summerskill
It is a privilege to present to you now the distinguished
virgin of Governor's Island...
Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must
be first overcome.
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