Today's quotes [9.26.11]
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"I'm sorry, but I am not turned on at the sight of a dragon during sexual
-- Dante, on oz#gothic
Jesus is coming. Look busy!
Education and intelligence aren't the same thing!
"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better
verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of
that study: Duh."
- Conan O'Brien
"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you
first thought of." -- Burt Bacharach
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