Today's quotes [9.25.11]
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The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them
they are ruined.
--Arthur Murphy, 1758
"When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..."
"Harder... but only if she ties me up..."
-- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons
a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an
entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
- Postpetroleum Guzzler, Dave Barry
Rain - something that, when you take an umbrella, it
"You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if
you could know how seldom they do."
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