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"Adrian is my inverse chaperone. He checks up on me to see if I'm doing
 anything, and if I'm not he tells me to do something."
                        -- me


1. 




The difference between philosophy and theology:
if you have an argument over philosophy, you get red in the face. Over theology you throw
bombs. 

2. 




"Richard Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
     -- Mark Twain

3. 




"The top ten reasons why masturbation is better than sex:

10.
9.
8.
7.
6.
5.
4.
3.
2.
1."
                        -- unknown


4. 




"The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that
 believe in it. Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them that
 believe in it on the supposition that they'll go there if they don't."
                        -- Honest Book of Truth; The Gospel According to
                                Fred, 3:1


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