Today's quotes [9.23.11]
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"From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed
with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
-- Groucho Marx, from "The Book of Insults"
Morality which is based on ideas, or on an ideal, is an unmitigated evil.
I'd just like to say that of all the people I've ever known,
you are one of them.
"It's a smoker's joke."
"What's a smoker's joke?"
-- Abraham, Alasdair, Abraham
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
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