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You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who
       makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe
       diarrhea.


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Government is the agency of coercion that has flags in front of its offices. 

     - Harry Browne 

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With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand
   miles closer to globular cluster 13 in the constellation Hercules, and
   still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no
   such thing as progress.
   -- Ransom K. Ferm


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Well, I think we ought to let him hang there.
Let him twist slowly, slowly in the wind.

--- John Ehrlichman


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"Truth decays into beauty, while beauty soon becomes merely charm. Charm ends
 up as strangeness, and even that doesn't last, but up and down are forever."
                        -- The Laws of Physics


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