Today's quotes [9.21.11]
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You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who
makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe
Government is the agency of coercion that has flags in front of its offices.
- Harry Browne
With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand
miles closer to globular cluster 13 in the constellation Hercules, and
still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no
such thing as progress.
-- Ransom K. Ferm
Well, I think we ought to let him hang there.
Let him twist slowly, slowly in the wind.
--- John Ehrlichman
"Truth decays into beauty, while beauty soon becomes merely charm. Charm ends
up as strangeness, and even that doesn't last, but up and down are forever."
-- The Laws of Physics
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