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"Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
                        -- Ambrose Bierce


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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries."
   Thegirl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
         Jay Leno


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"Fuck you kitty, I won't do what you tell me."
                        -- Ruth Hopping


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"When I find the man who wears the same gloves as I, looks like me,
has the same DNA as I, and has a history of beating his
former wife Nicole, then I will have found the real killer." 

     - O.J. Simpson 

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"I have opinions -- but I don't always agree with them."

                                     - George Bush Sr.


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