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Let thy maid servant be faithful, strong, and homely.

        --Ben Franklin



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Entropy isn't what it used to be.


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"No Ange, I'm _not_ coming to your party, I'm playing strip twister!"
                        -- Anthia Rallis, in the middle of the terminal lab,
                                without any warning whatsoever


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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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"Give a man a mask and he'll tell you the truth."

-- Oscar Wilde


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