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"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution
wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid." 

Denis Leary.

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A woman's charm is her strength,
A man's strength is his charm.

                     -- Anon -- 

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Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

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"I think gods don't smite people anymore because people
of many different religions now live in the same town.
No god wants to accidentally smite the wrong person and
get sued by another god." 

    - David James 

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Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.


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