Today's quotes [9.17.11]
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If elected, Lieberman will be the first Jew to serve
under a President since Monica Lewinsky.
What we call human nature, is actually human habit. -- Jewel
"Landing: a controlled mid-air collision with a planet."
Everything takes longer than you expect.
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could.
It's like having a little pet for your face.
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