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"So... your place or my mother's?"
                        -- me


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"In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried
five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office.
And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their
character."
                             - - - P. J. O’Rourke "Parliament of Whores"


2. 




"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO.
We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

3. 




I've never been married, but I tell people I'm
divorced so they won't think something is
wrong with me.

Elayne Boosler

4. 




I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize.

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