Today's quotes [9.12.11]
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Hey, someone might want to break-dance to Beethoven
while reciting Melville. Or maybe Brahms...
- Russ Suter
Seen on a bumper sticker...
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes
off your goal."
Henry Ford (1863-1947)
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want
anything done, ask a woman.
"Welcome to the rehearsal on the morning after the night before."
-- me, after post-concert-party #1 at Melbourne
Intervarsity Choral Festival 1998
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