Today's quotes [9.11.11]
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The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
- Paul Valery
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
- W.C. Fields
The nice thing about being senile is -- your always meeting new people.
It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out.
They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their
heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Edison Supervisor of News Information, responding to a
charge by a Nuclear Regulatory Commission inspector that two Dresden Nuclear Plant
operators were sleeping on the job.
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
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