Today's quotes [9.10.11]
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Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc.
- Edward Abbey
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't
want to be there when it happens.
-- Woody Allen --
"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit."
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew
them like applesauce they taste more like prunes than a rhubarb does.
Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know."
-- Groucho Marx
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