Today's quotes [9.1.11]
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- Success is just a matter of luck, just ask any failure.
A friend asked my wife if I was hard to please
She replied, "Don't know. Never tried."
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
There are still people leading normal lives.
Why can't I be one of them?"
- Walter Matthau, The Survivors
"hey can we kiss and make up with out sodomy being involved?"
-- christina on #heathers
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