Today's jokes [9.7.11]
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Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home acting
like he's driving a car, an orderly turns the corner and
asks Willy what he's doing.
Willy replies, "I'm going to Chicago for the weekend."
The orderly chuckles and enters Bob's room to check on him.
He catchs Bob pleasuring himself, when asked what he is doing,
Bob replies,"I'm screwing Willy's old lady while he's away
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thought
and thought about one clue, finally gave up and asked the
Cardinal next to him, "What's a four letter word, ending in
U - N - T that means 'woman'?"
The Cardinal was working on his own puzzle and didn't even
bother to look up. "*A*unt, your Holiness."
The Pope didn't speak for a second. "Oh." He paused. "Do
you have an eraser?"
How do you confuse a blond?
You don't, they're born that way.
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says,
…"Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?"
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
- How did you get their little legs apart?
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