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Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
 ---------------------------------

 It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man
 volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is
 put into motion.

 (1) The woman goes to the store.
 (2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
 (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on
     a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it
     to the man, who is lounging beside the grill.
 (4) The man places the meat on the grill.
 (5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check
     the vegetables.
 (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is
     burning.
 (7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the
     woman.
 (8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the
     table.
 (9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the
     dishes.
 (10) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night
     off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that
     there's just no pleasing some women.

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Why do they put strings on tampons?

So you can floss after you eat!

2. 




What's a definition of a gynecologist?

Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place where most
people find pleasure

3. 




Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
A: Mace. 


4. 




What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?

A wicker basket is what little red riding hood took to grandma's house.
A wicker box is what Elmer Fudd did to little red riding hood.



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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
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