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Top 15 Household Pet Dishes



15> Angelfish Cake
14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye
13> Chow Chow Mein
12> Bran Muffy
11> Eggs BenjiDict
10> Yorkieshire pudding
 9> Shih-Tzu Kabobs
 8> Potbelly Pig in a Blanket
 7> Shrimp Cockatiel
 6> Fettucine AlFido
 5> Chicken Poodle Soup
 4> Turtlellini
 3> Lhasa Thermidor
 2> Rex-Mex Enchihuahuas
 1> I'll-Teach-You-to-Piss-On-My-Pillow Persian Pancakes

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This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At the front 
desk says to him:
"Thank you for coming." 



2. 




How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
His girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.


3. 




Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am 300 miles from land . . .
600 feet over water . . . and running out of fuel . . .
please instruct! Tower to pilot . . . tower to pilot . . .
repeat after me: "Our Father, which art in heaven . . ."


4. 




Q: How do you make a cat bark?
A: Soak the cat in gasoline and through a lighted match at him.
   WOOOFFFF


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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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