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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? 

     - Quattro Sink-o 

1. 




Did you here what Monica Lewinskys' mother said when she brought home her
dress?
What,doesn't the White House have any club soda?

2. 




A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. 
Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. When he arrives home, he tells
his wife about the purchase he's just made.
"Olympic condoms?" she blurts, "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colors," he explains, "gold, silver and bronze."
"So what color are you gonna wear tonight?" she asks with a grin.
"Gold of course," says the proud man.
The wife responds, "Why don't you wear silver -- it would be nice
if you came second for a change!"

3. 




Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather
than women? 
A. Because when it comes time to revert to childhood, men
are already there.

4. 




An advantage of being with an older woman

If you act immature enough and hang around long enough, an older woman 
will just mistake you for another one of her children and let you live at 
her house rent-free. Older women can afford to support you.


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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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