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Something only recently discovered:
Due to an anticipated voter turnout much larger than
originally expected, the polling facilities may not
be able to handle the load all at once.
Therefore, Republicans are requested to vote on
Wednesday, November 8, and Democrats and Independents
on Tuesday, November 7. Please pass this message
along and help us to make sure that nobody gets left out.
2000 Presidential Election Commission
When George W. Bush was asked if he knew what Roe versus Wade was,
he said he thought it was the decision that General George Washington
needed to make when he planned to cross the Delaware.
Pythagorean theorem: 24 words.
The Lord's Prayer: 66 words.
Archimedes' Principle: 67 words.
The 10 Commandments: 179 words.
The Gettysburg address: 286 words.
The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words.
The US Government regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words.
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