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G. C. Lichtenberg: 
     "The worst thing you can possibly do is worrying and thinking
about what you could have done."

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"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. " 
    - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) 

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"No Ange, I'm _not_ coming to your party, I'm playing strip twister!"
                        -- Anthia Rallis, in the middle of the terminal lab,
                                without any warning whatsoever


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My VCR flashes 01:35, 01:35, 01:35, ...


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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers
exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will
instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre
and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has
already happened." 

     - Douglas Adams 

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