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"If you knew Suzie like I knew Suzie... you'd have scabies!"
                        -- Paul McDermott, DAAS Live at the National Theatre


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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.


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"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.
   Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then."
   --- Katharine Hepburn


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Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may
occur to make you regret your premature action. 

    - Aaron Burr

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Tune in next week for another series of classical music programs from
the Canadian Broadcorping Castration.


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