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I love those slow-talking Southern girls. I was out with a Southern girl last night, took her so
long to tell me she wasn't that kind of girl, she was. 

    - Woody Woodbury 

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        You want to hear God laugh?  Tell him your plans.
        
                                                   --Yiddish proverb

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"Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we
 turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets
 screwed."

-- Larry Wall


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In spite of the costs of living, It's still popular.

                     -- Kathleen Norris -- 

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Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.


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