Today's quotes [8.7.11]
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I love those slow-talking Southern girls. I was out with a Southern girl last night, took her so
long to tell me she wasn't that kind of girl, she was.
- Woody Woodbury
You want to hear God laugh? Tell him your plans.
"Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we
turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets
-- Larry Wall
In spite of the costs of living, It's still popular.
-- Kathleen Norris --
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
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