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I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.


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"I'm convinced that, if you could decode the 'unused' bits of our DNA,
 they'd read:

        This is a test, please ignore

 or perhaps:

        The Elder Ones make no warranty of any kind with regard to
        this material, including, but not limited to, the implied
        warranties or merchantability and fitness for a particular
        purpose"
                        -- Malcolm Ray, uhaa032@sun.rhbnc.ac.uk


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"An artist is a person who can hold two contradictory thoughts in his 
 mind at the same time"

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If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had
gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog
stands on the moon. 

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"Anyway, there's plenty of room for doubt.  It might seem easy enough,
 but computer language design is just like a stroll in the park.

 Jurassic Park, that is."

-- Larry Wall


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