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"I grew up with six brothers.
That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom." 

Bob Hope.

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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn
       from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their
       apparent disinclination to do so. -- Douglas Adams


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Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!" Winston Churchill:
       "Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober."


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Children in back seats cause accidents.
Accidents in back seats cause children.

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S. de M.: Father, how will I distinguish heretics from Catholics?
Answer: "Kill all. God will find them out" 

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