Today's quotes [8.3.11]
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If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many
A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
"Television has brought back murder into the home
-- where it belongs."
One more drink and I'd be under the host.
"Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting
thought for those people who can't remember where they leave
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