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If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many
   lawyers?
         Calvin Trillin


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A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.



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"Television has brought back murder into the home
                                  -- where it belongs."

Alfred Hitchcock.

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One more drink and I'd be under the host. 

     - Parker 

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"Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting
thought for those people who can't remember where they leave
things." 

     Unknown 

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