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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a
   mistake when you make it again.
   -- F. P.Jones


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"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman
       giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped." -- Sam
       Levenson (1911-1980)


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To err is human; to admit it is not. 

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   I hear that exercise kills germs.  But how do you get the little
   buggers to exercise?

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It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so
     ingenious.


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