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"Crime does not pay... as well as politics." -- Alfred E. Newman


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"Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is an absurd one."
                        -- Voltaire


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Sometimes, I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door, and just visit now and then." 

              - Katharine Hepburn

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"Despite it's clever disguise the aperture to the right is not actually a
 window, but is a fire exit. _So_ if you want it open, please light this
 waste-paper bin so we aren't breaking the law, and the fire brigade will open
 it for you."
                        -- Paul Gardner-Stephen


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Unknown: 
     "Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime
and too sleepy to worry at night."




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