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All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's 
just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. 

                                                     --Homer Simpson 
  

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I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really
       high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.


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"Spell 'Paranoia'"
"I can't! I'm diabetic! It means I can't spell!"
                        -- me, a very drunk guy at a party


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"Here lies... Walt Whitman.  Aaargh!  Damn you Walt Whitman! 
I... hate... you... Walt...freakin... Whitman, leaves of
grass my ass!" 

Homer Simpson 

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"Satan is my sad... pathetic... knob."
                        -- Alasdair McLellan


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