Today's quotes [8.23.11]
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All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's
just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really
high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
"I can't! I'm diabetic! It means I can't spell!"
-- me, a very drunk guy at a party
"Here lies... Walt Whitman. Aaargh! Damn you Walt Whitman!
I... hate... you... Walt...freakin... Whitman, leaves of
grass my ass!"
"Satan is my sad... pathetic... knob."
-- Alasdair McLellan
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