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Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining, or testing
your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. 

     - Dave Carhart 

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I'm so hyper...  (Said with a very dull voice.)


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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in
   Europe-Jackie Mason


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"Whenever I read "Time" or "Newsweek" or such magazines,
I wash my hands afterward. But how to wash off the small
but odious stain such reading leaves on the mind?"

                                           --Edward Abbey



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"'Son I am able' she said 'though you scare me', 'Watch' said I, 'Beloved' I
 said 'Watch me scare you', 'Though' said she 'able am I son'..."
                        -- They Might Be Giants, "I Palindrome I"


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