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"Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
 If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
 Corollary:
 If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live."

-- Unknown


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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex
       raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen


2. 




"Right. So nobody can print. Which is a good thing. It's a _good_ thing
 that nobody can print."
                        -- me


3. 




I can't hear you.  I have a banana in my ear. -
   Te audire non possum.  Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
                        -- Jason B. Standing, Esq.


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Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing
   that way.


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