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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. 

     - Dave Barry's Bad Habits, Dave Barry 

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"It isn't a crime to give yourself over to pleasure..."
"It is in Tasmania!"
                        -- Dr. Frank N. Furter (to Brad), someone in the
                                audience, "Rocky Horror Picture Show"


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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person
is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are
a vegetarian. -Dennis Wholey  



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"Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate
it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it
and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for
seventy-five cents." 

     - Billiam Coronel 

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You know the oxygen masks on airplanes ? I don't
think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just
to muffle the screams.

Rita Rudner

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