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"... you haven't seen untidiness until you've seen a room where the gravity
 has failed twice in different directions."
                        -- Michael Marshall Smith, "Only Forward"


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Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic.  I mimic my shadow.


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"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time." -- Robert Byrne


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"This is your brain on IDE..."
                        -- me


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The internet is a great way to get on the net 

    - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate 

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