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Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for
a satellite picture.


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"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
   -Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh


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don't hit a man with glasses... hit him with a baseball bat

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"Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"

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We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools;
that's the only way most of us got through.

- Sam Levenson 

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