Today's quotes [8.18.11]
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Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for
a satellite picture.
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
-Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh
don't hit a man with glasses... hit him with a baseball bat
"Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"
We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools;
that's the only way most of us got through.
- Sam Levenson
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