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People say:
        "The early bird catches the worm"
        
I say that
        "The early worm was caught by the bird"

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"Shoot for the stars, otherwise gravity gets in your way."

                                        -Cathy Middleton-


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"Our policy is to first seek candidates from within the company. If none is
 qualified, you must use a sock puppet."
                        -- Catbert, Evil Human Resources Director


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A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never sure.

    - Albert Einstein 

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The true gentleman is subtly poised between an
        inner tact and an outer deference.
                                        -- Puzant Kevork Thomajan

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