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Lisa:  Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy? 
Homer: Don't worry, sweetheart.  If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed. 
   -- Always have a backup plan, ``Homer the Heretic'' 

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Women should be obscene and not heard. 

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My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other ...
So now it's just a waiting game.

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"Abstention is a vote in favour of the oppressor."



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I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where and Who.

Kipling in "Just So Stories" (1902), 
           "How the Camel Got His Hump"

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