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"Actually, an oxymoron is more along the lines of a moron with an OH+
 radical attached.  Since both morons and free radicals tend to bind
 strongly to the first interesting thing that comes along, this is a
 match made in heaven."
                        -- The Internet Oracle


1. 




Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way, and
the other is to let her have it. 

     - Lyndon B. Johnson 

2. 




"I don't have anything against geeks. I was one for 11 years! I used to
 think PC's were the greatest thing since sliced bread... Then someone
 showed me sliced bread."

-- Unknown, from Charles Seggelin's 1996 Quote Book,


3. 




"So NT owners, don't worry too much - you may be able to crash your own
 machine, but that's probably nothing new."
                        -- Mark Rejhon


4. 




If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that
    will do the most damage will go wrong first.


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